I'm not a perfect person

17 May 2013
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My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it wasn’t hurting you doesn’t mean you didn’t notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.

17 May 2013
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Butler has uploaded a video of my commencement address to the class of 2013, which one can’t help but notice…is longer than the 12 minutes I so confidently promised. I sort of quit working the last month and did nothing but write this speech, and I couldn’t even get the time right. (I guess I read a lot faster alone in my basement.)

SORRY!

I’d like to thank everyone who’s shared the speech, especially the Los Angeles Times, Publishers Weekly, Galleycat, and Entertainment Weekly.

If you’d prefer to read the speech, you can do so here.

16 May 2013
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Bought Mad Cow disease. He’s so cute! I think he’ll be best friends with my cow.

People need to stop reblogging this now…

16 May 2013
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In 2007, the seniors at my high school spray painted this on the roof of one of the buildings at school for a senior prank. It was only discovered a year later after a news reporter in a helicopter spotted it and reported it to the school.

16 May 2013
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Best out of context quote from the show

Best out of context quote from any show

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16 May 2013
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goodbye friends i am dead

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15 May 2013
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cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

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15 May 2013
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15 May 2013
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A fan narration of Augustus Waters’s letter to Peter Van Houten.

I INSTANTLY GASPED BECAUSE IT’S AUGUSTUS. IT’S REALLY HIM

I tried hard not to reblog this, when it first started I was not at all taken with it. But the longer you listen, the more softened his voice becomes, the more real it feels. By the time he is talking about holding her hand I was in tears. It was Gus, it was him speaking and it just hurt so bad that now I am sitting here in tears wondering what notes he had written for Hazel’s eulogy.

This is why I love fanart so much, in all its varying forms. Seeing people understand and portray the characters so brilliantly takes my breath away. This is wonderful- guaranteed to make you cry if you loved Augustus like I did. A lovely performance.

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but I was bawling at the end and realized it was necessary. Oh my god </3

Play count: 130,290

15 May 2013
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Hey, people. This picture, yeah, it’s mine. It’d be cool if, ya know, you could credit me once in a while. It’s not that hard. I posted it on DeviantART over 2 and a half years ago.

I’ve seen a couple of posts where this picture is used with no mention of my name or a link to the picture. It’s really annoying. I’d just like credit, seriously, it’s not hard.

15 May 2013
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John Green’s car breaks down

The Fault in Our Cars

John Green gets locked in a pub

The Fault in Our Bars

John Green writes a strongly worded pamphlet on the flaws of the Russian Monarchy

The Fault in Our Czars

John Green talks about un-scary dinosuars

The Fault in Our Rawrs

John Green writes about the flaws of Disney villains.

The Fault in Jafar.

I can play this game, too, tumblr!

John Green writes a novel about the character defects of Metallica’s drummer.

The Fault in Our Lars.