I'm not a perfect person

25 Aug 2014

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24 Aug 2014

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24 Aug 2014

24 Aug 2014

Am I a nerd for wanting an MRI of my brain when I’m thinking about my boyfriend and one of him thinking about me? Because that sounds like the cutest thing ever that I will frame and hang on the walls.

19 Aug 2014

18 Aug 2014



someone needs to nominate kate mulgrew for the als ice bucket challenge like right now

And pray to God she wears a white t-shirt.

Wait, did I say that out loud?

18 Aug 2014

serketssecret said: If we're going down the route of John being in every one of his novels turned movies, I nominate him for the role of the male stripper from Looking for Alaska.


No offense to John, but I don’t think anyone wants to see that.

18 Aug 2014



16 Aug 2014




my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop


he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did you read the post

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16 Aug 2014


i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

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16 Aug 2014

16 Aug 2014


because why not 

14 Aug 2014


why is six afraid of seven? because seven used to be a borg drone and during her time in the collective she helped assimilate hundreds of species

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10 Aug 2014

10 Aug 2014

oitnb + text posts

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